🇺🇸🍽 Trump’s gala dinner for top TRUMP token holders turned out to be more “meh” than “mega”.

One guest called the food “the worst in my life” (though the bread wasn’t bad 🥖), and Trump’s speech? “Total nonsense.” 😁

In just 25 minutes, he dropped a confused crypto monologue, then sped off in a golf cart 🛺. The golden watches for top holders? Handed out — but not by The Donald himself. 🤷