Funny story about FARTCOIN that @DipWheeler will appreciate
> at my brother's wedding
> driving over to club
> fam asks "so what is bitcoin?"
> explain fiat vs equities vs btc vs altcoins
> mention FARTCOIN
> "good intraday volatility. made a few hundred % ROE scalping it over the past week"
family [who didn't know what bitcoin was just minutes prior]: "Fartcoin? Hey, everybody farts! We can market this"
from "what's BTC" to "FARTCOIN marketer" in <5min