🧙‍♂️One trader just pulled a crypto Cinderella — turned $10K into $3.46M on LAUNCHCOIN in 28 days!

No pumpkin, just pure magic (or serious alpha). 🚫🎃

He cashed out gradually as the token mooned. 💰🚀

Meanwhile, we’re here holding coins that go down when Bitcoin sneezes.

How did he know?! Insider info? Sixth sense? Time traveler? We may never know… 😤💸