CryptoClownFiesta

🚨 $TRUMP Coin Drama Pt. 2: The Afterparty Meltdown! 🍾🪙
Last night made the dinner look like a calm Sunday brunch…

Recap
1️⃣ “Crypto Karen” Flipped a Table:
Screamed “THIS ISN’T THE REAL TRUMP!” and rage-sold 50K $TRUMP on the spot. Floor price wobbled harder than her heels. 💅📉

2️⃣ DJ RugPull:
The DJ suddenly played “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas… then rugged everyone by blasting “Sell It” remixes. Vibes turned bearish fast.
The crowd was confused. Bears were vibing. Bulls were crying.

3️⃣ Wallet Leak Scandal:
QR code on the goodie bags led to a fake airdrop site!
Dozens got drained before dessert. One dude lost his Pepe NFT and a meme coin named after a frog’s sneeze. 🐸💀

What This Means
⚠️ Emotional trading = market whiplash.
🎧 Hype music = no replacement for research.
🔓 Poor OPSEC = wallet RIP.

3 Survival Tips Before the Next Meme Gala:
✅ Scan QR codes after checking your heart rate.
✅ DJ rug = your cue to exit stage left.
✅ Verify the coin, the code, and your clothes.

Bottom Line
The $TRUMP Afterparty was not for the faint of FOMO:
Fights, rugs, and frog coin casualties.
Crypto's wild — but don't be the clown at the circus.
Meme responsibly.

#TrumpAfterparty #CryptoClownFiesta